SHAME! SHAME! SHAME ON ME! I did not abide by the manifesto this week and I paid the ultimate price. 0-6. I could easily spin zone this and say “0-6 is just as impressive as 6-0.” No. I sucked and I sucked in the worst way possible. 

Jeremy Roach didn’t even hit a three, Mark Mitchell and Tyrese Proctor both hooked me. Then Braden Smith played his worst game since playing at Purdue and Dajuan Harris put on his best Tre Jones 2019 UCF impression. 

Then I went against the manifesto and decided to chase with Kansas +4.5 and they proceeded to lose by double digits. To top it all off, I sprinkled LeBron triple-double and he teases me with a 7-5-5 statline in the first quarter to only be benched in the middle of the third quarter because the Jazz got boat raced. 

I broke 2/5 manifestos. I made an NBA play and I doubled down on a game that tipped off after 11 pm ET. I deserve the 0-6. I do. But it’s only Wednesday and as the great ones say, gotta lotta game left. 

We begin with a parlay as any down bad person would. Shoutout the fellas Ben Hammond and Tyler Gregory for the Maui Moneyline Parlay

I don’t need to explain my loyalty, we ride. 

Northern Iowa vs. 14. UNC (UNC -11.5 O/U 150.5)

What does the manifesto say? FADE UNC! Therefore UNC shall be faded unto thine bet however you write in Biblical language. 

UNC ALWAYS  comes out flat in the opening games of these tournaments. This is going to be Northern Iowa’s Super Bowl. Northern Iowa didn’t go down to the Bahamas to chill dawg chill on the beach. They came to upset the Tar Heels. Northern Iowa +11.5 and maybe a ML sprinkle to get things going here!

For good vibes

I will add more picks to the card in a later article but I’m running out of time to post this in time. 

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OVERALL RECORD: 8-14

PICKS:

The Fellas Maui Parlay

Northern Iowa +11.5

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