The Proprietary Wilkerson Ratings: Bottom Ten Week 9 Edition

The Bottom 10 NFL Teams

No one really cares about these guys so lets blow through them.

  1. Houston Texans

They can't stop the run, and they don't want to. They have made that abundantly clear.

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  1. Indianapolis Colts

They were supposed to win the AFC South? Come on now.

  1. Detroit Lions

I wish this team was good, I really do!

  1. Los Angeles Chargers

If I could disagree with the numbers, I would here. However, very seldom do the numbers lie.

  1. Pittsburgh Steelers

EEK! QB trial and error has caused dysfunction within the franchise, but I am a Mike Tomlin fan and that was factored into my ratings. They are my ratings and I do what I want.

  1. Carolina Panthers

Sorry Karter and Connor, but they aren't good. If a football team can consist of only a defenses they would be top 10! But that offense is so bad and almost cost me a best bet in Week 2.

  1. Washington Commanders

This team will actually see an increase in my ratings once Heinicke gets acquainted. He played very well last year and has impressed so this year. It is possible that Wentz's injury may have cost him his starting job.

  1. Los Angeles Rams

Talk about trouble in paradise. The reigning Super Bowl Champs are 3-4 to start the season and Matt Stafford is kinda bad! At least he looks kinda bad! I am confident that this team will find themselves in the mix come December since they have had the 3rd toughest schedule to date in my opinion (That is for another article).

  1. Denver Broncos

Huge win in London! I am a huge God guy but the big man upstairs may not want the Broncos to be good. I don't think he cares about that kind of thing, just a thought however. The defense is legit though!

  1. Las Vegas Raiders

They looked really bad against the Saints, but really good against the Chiefs. I don't know what to make of these guys because I truly believe that Derek Carr is at least a decent QB.

  1. Arizona Cardinals

This team played mind games with us all last year and those even led into this year. I never really bought into them. They have looked much better since the resurgence of Deandre Hopkins, but the defense leaves a little to be desired. On an unrelated note, is anyone else really bad at Call of Duty?

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  1. Chicago Bears

Spare me the chatter here. The Bears are not an awful team. They have an average running attack, a decent QB, and a decent defense. They are a mediocre team. That is why they are near the middle of the pack at 21.

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